Original Submissions by davien of type 'Spoofs'
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Heru Got Ran Over By a Carru
Added on Feb 2, 2005Tongue-in cheek adaptation of 'Grandmom got ran over by a Reindeer', Blackwing-style.
Heru got run over by a carru...
running back to camp one Marnlee eve.
You can say there's no such thing as chutzpah...
But as for me and Malkah, we believe.
We had just sat down to eating..
The Marnlee feast was set just right...
When out the gates there rose a clamor..
We hurried up to finish final bites...
She'd been drinkin' too much dark ale..
She outdrank the entire clan
But she made a bet with Galyn
So she staggered out the gate into the sand
Heru got run over by a carru...
running back to camp on Marnlee eve..
You can say there's no such thing as chutzpah...
But as for me and Malkah, we believe...
When we found her Marnlee mornin',
Hoofprints walking up her back
There were empties by her war braids
And sixty-five dead carru in a stack
Heru got run over by a carru...
running back to camp on Marnlee eve..
You can say there's no such thing as chutzpah...
But as for me and Malkah, we believe...
Now we're all so scared of Malkah,
She's not taking this so well.
See her in there playing quarters,
Drink her beer, and give the younglings so much hell.
It's not Marnlee without Heru.
All the blackwing back to back.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we duke it out or barbecue a snack.
Heru got run over by a carru...
running back to camp on Marnlee eve..
You can say there's no such thing as chutzpah...
But as for me and Malkah, we believe...
Heru got run over by a carru...
running back to camp one Marnlee eve.
You can say there's no such thing as chutzpah...
But as for me and Malkah, we believe.
We had just sat down to eating..
The Marnlee feast was set just right...
When out the gates there rose a clamor..
We hurried up to finish final...
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