Original Submissions by Spawnloser of type 'Songs'

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  Don't Fuck a Half-Breed
  Added on Nov 23, 2009

  Song from an anonymous Nakki bard.

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  Songs
  
  Don't Fuck a Half-Breed
  
  (chorus)
  Don't fuck a half-breed,
  That's something you don't need.
  Don't fuck a half-breed,
  They'll taint you where you pee.
  
  A friend of mine he tells me,
  Them halfling girls are so sweet.
  I tell him, sure they are,
  While they're chewing on your meat.
  
  (chorus x1)
  
  He retorts, now a half-giant,
  Mighty fine and sturdy chicks.
  Oh, of course they are.
  But inside?  My whole head fits!
  
  (chorus x1)
  
  A runner, a skinny broad,
  Legs to wrap around you twice.
  Yes, but below their navels,
  They're all riddled with lice.
  
  (chorus x1)
  
  He tells me, them stumpies,
  So smooth, like a child.
  Oh, but tell them they don't have to kneel?
  They all get pretty riled.
  
  (chorus x1)
  
  Finally, a breed, he says,
  Grasping for a win.
  If ever I want to fuck a breed,
  I ask you now, stab me in the eye with a pin.
  
  (chorus x2)
  

  Songs
  
  Don't Fuck a Half-Breed
  
  (chorus)
  Don't fuck a half-breed,
  That's something you don't need.
  Don't fuck a half-breed,
  They'll taint you where you pee.
  
  A friend of mine he tells me,
  Them halfling girls are so sweet.
  I tell him, sure they are,
  While they're chewing on your meat.
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