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Don't Fuck a Half-Breed
Added on Nov 23, 2009Song from an anonymous Nakki bard.
Songs
Don't Fuck a Half-Breed
(chorus)
Don't fuck a half-breed,
That's something you don't need.
Don't fuck a half-breed,
They'll taint you where you pee.
A friend of mine he tells me,
Them halfling girls are so sweet.
I tell him, sure they are,
While they're chewing on your meat.
(chorus x1)
He retorts, now a half-giant,
Mighty fine and sturdy chicks.
Oh, of course they are.
But inside? My whole head fits!
(chorus x1)
A runner, a skinny broad,
Legs to wrap around you twice.
Yes, but below their navels,
They're all riddled with lice.
(chorus x1)
He tells me, them stumpies,
So smooth, like a child.
Oh, but tell them they don't have to kneel?
They all get pretty riled.
(chorus x1)
Finally, a breed, he says,
Grasping for a win.
If ever I want to fuck a breed,
I ask you now, stab me in the eye with a pin.
(chorus x2)
Songs
Don't Fuck a Half-Breed
(chorus)
Don't fuck a half-breed,
That's something you don't need.
Don't fuck a half-breed,
They'll taint you where you pee.
A friend of mine he tells me,
Them halfling girls are so sweet.
I tell him, sure they are,
While they're chewing on your meat.Continue Reading...
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