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  • Don't Fuck a Half-Breed
    Added on Nov 23, 2009

    Song from an anonymous Nakki bard.


    Songs

    Don't Fuck a Half-Breed

    (chorus)
    Don't fuck a half-breed,
    That's something you don't need.
    Don't fuck a half-breed,
    They'll taint you where you pee.

    A friend of mine he tells me,
    Them halfling girls are so sweet.
    I tell him, sure they are,
    While they're chewing on your meat.

    (chorus x1)

    He retorts, now a half-giant,
    Mighty fine and sturdy chicks.
    Oh, of course they are.
    But inside?  My whole head fits!

    (chorus x1)

    A runner, a skinny broad,
    Legs to wrap around you twice.
    Yes, but below their navels,
    They're all riddled with lice.

    (chorus x1)

    He tells me, them stumpies,
    So smooth, like a child.
    Oh, but tell them they don't have to kneel?
    They all get pretty riled.

    (chorus x1)

    Finally, a breed, he says,
    Grasping for a win.
    If ever I want to fuck a breed,
    I ask you now, stab me in the eye with a pin.

    (chorus x2)

    Songs

    Don't Fuck a Half-Breed

    (chorus)
    Don't fuck a half-breed,
    That's something you don't need.
    Don't fuck a half-breed,
    They'll taint you where you pee.

    A friend of mine he tells me,
    Them halfling girls are so sweet.
    I tell him, sure they are,
    While they're chewing on your meat.
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