Original Submissions by Sarah of type 'Songs'

  • Hail There, Ho There
    Added on Feb 21, 2008

    A drinking song, with a multitude of expressions for the word "drunk". Original bard/artist unknown.


    (Verse 1)

    Ho there my gent’, Let’s have us a drink .. We’ll play us some Third Eye, ‘Til we can’t bloody think.

    Ho there my lass, Grab us a glass .. We’ll dance and be merry, ‘Til we fall on our ass.

     

    Hail there ‘Na-kkies, Let’s find us some ease .. We’ll drink all the booze here, ‘Til we can’t bloody see.

    Hail there to all, Let’s slur shout and call .. We’ll cheer for the fellers, In a fair tavern brawl.

     
    (Chorus 1)

    Get hammered, get plastered, Get pie-eyed, get smashed ..Get crocked and befuddled, Let’s get bloody trashed.

    Get muddled and merry, Get totaled and flushed .. Get wasted, besotted, Let’s get bloody lush.

     (Verse 2)

    Ho there me mate, It’s the end of the week .. We’ll drink from the barrel, ‘Til we can’t bloody speak.

    Ho tavern mass, Let’s cuss and be crass .. May the gals find a nice lad, And the lads find a lass.

     
    (Chorus 2)

    Get legless and loaded, Get off of your box .. Get mashed minced and munted, Let’s get bloody sloshed

    Get lashed up and leathered, Get ripped to the tits .. Get wrecked and get ruined, Let’s get bloody pished


     (Verse 3)

    Hail there to ye, Let’s drink and be free .. We’ll booze and carouse, ‘Til they tell us to leave.

    Hail there my friend, With warmth I descend .. As chums pals and cohorts, We’ll drink ‘til the end.

     
    (Chorus 3)

    Get soused tight and tipsy, Get drunk off your face .. Get oiled and potted, Let’s get bloody laced.

    Get shitfaced and snockered, Get arse-over-tit .. Get canned, juiced, jugged, happyyy..... Let’s get bloody lit!

    (Verse 1)

    Ho there my gent’, Let’s have us a drink .. We’ll play us some Third Eye, ‘Til we can’t bloody think.

    Ho there my lass, Grab us a glass .. We’ll dance and be merry, ‘Til we fall on our ass.

     

    Hail there ‘Na-kkies, Let’s find us some ease .. We’ll drink all the booze here, ‘Til we can’t...


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