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  You're a Liar!
  Added on May 2, 2005

  Bawdy drinking song commonly overheard in inns.

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  Three old whores in Allanak
  Were drinking a brandy wine,
  Says one of them to the other two,
  "Yours is smaller than mine."
  
  Chorus: Tend to tha walls me hearties,
  There's nothin ta waste but time,
  Guard them doors, you lousy whores,
  None is bigger than mine.
  
  "You're a liar," says the other old whore
  "Mine's as big as the silt sea,
  The wagons they sail In and out,
  And never a bother to me"
  
  (chorus)
  
  "You're a liar," says the other old whore,
  "Mine's as big as the moon,
  The wagons drive in on the first of the year,
  And don' come back till it's nigh thru."
  
  (chorus)
  
  "You're a liar," says the other old whore,
  "Mine's as big as the air,
  the wagons drive out and the wagons drive in,
  And never tickle a hair"
  
  (chorus)
  
  "You're a liar," says the first again,
  "I'd blush to be so small,
  Many's the ARMY that marched right in,
  And never come out at all."

  Three old whores in Allanak
  

  Were drinking a brandy wine,
  

  Says one of them to the other two,
  

  "Yours is smaller than mine."
  

  
  

  Chorus: Tend to tha walls me hearties,
  

  There's nothin ta waste but time,
  

  Guard them doors, you lousy whores,
  

  None is bigger than mine.
  

  
  

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