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  Amos Kanked A Gemmer
  Added on Apr 20, 2007

  Bad things happen when you kank a gemmer on a bet!

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  Amos kanked a gemmer

  on a twenty five sid bet

  he woke up with no pecker

  how stupid can you get?

   

  Amos kanked a gemmer

  he thought she'd be a blast

  but when it was all over

  he ran away real fast

   

  Amos kanked a gemmer

  but finished way too soon

  and now without his pecker

  he sings a different tune

   

  So never kank a gemmer

  in some uncaring whirl

  cuz if you kank a gemmer

  you just might wake up a girl!
  

  Amos kanked a gemmer

  on a twenty five sid bet

  he woke up with no pecker

  how stupid can you get?

   

  Amos kanked a gemmer

  he thought she'd be a blast

  but when it was all over

  he ran away real fast

   

  Amos kanked a gemmer

  but finished way too soon

  and now without his pecker

  he sings a...

  
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