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  • Close Shave
    Added on Jun 16, 2012

    A song purchased from an old grebber and sung by Whatsit Nyli of House Fale.


    Come gather 'round you grebbers
    Who work for 'sid out there.
    A trick played on a man named Teb
    Did cause him to despair.

    He came to town the other week,
    His hard earned 'sid to trade.
    'Twas there he met a pretty girl
    Who did his heart betray.

    Her lips were red as roses,
    Her eyes a sapphire blue,
    Long hair as black as all the 'sid
    She stole from folks like you.

    She took him to a drinking inn
    And there they did imbibe
    In ale and burning whiskey,
    And dreadful stuff beside.

    It's then she asked him up to bed,
    To which he did agree,
    But truth to tell Teb fell asleep
    Before she earned her fee.

    When he awoke next morning
    No trousers could be found,
    But there were women's clothes so fine
    Scattered all around.

    His jacket, shoes and 'sid had gone
    And all that's left there is
    A woman's dress, a long-haired wig,
    And a shaving blade, not his.

    Why did she need the wig?
    Why did she need to shave?
    It's then the truth it struck him
    In a fit of blinding rage.

    His pretty girl's a man, he cried,
    Be thanks he fell asleep.
    He'd rather lose a bag of 'sid
    Than face that thievin' creep.

    To venture in the street again,
    He cautiously inclined.
    He had a shave, put on the wig,
    And wore the dress so fine.

    And as he walked along the road,
    A grebber gave a wink.
    He thought of all the 'sid he'd lost...

    ...

    So Teb offered him a drink.

    Come gather 'round you grebbers
    Who work for 'sid out there.
    A trick played on a man named Teb
    Did cause him to despair.

    He came to town the other week,
    His hard earned 'sid to trade.
    'Twas there he met a pretty girl
    Who did his heart betray.

    Her lips were red as roses,
    Her eyes a sapphire blue,
    Long hair...
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