Original Submissions by Lahna
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Oh, Vash Where Are Your Trousers?
Added on Apr 26, 2009Cheerful and bawdy song usually heard in the Firestorm in Freils Rest.
Two girls wanting to have some fun
spy a man come into the room
They whisper, giggling as they nod
Then sidelong they glance to newest patron
(*bouncy*)
Oh Vash where are your trousers?
He glances to the pair, gaze sweeping over them
Their fingers wiggle in his direction
His mouth drops open, their arm encircling the other
Their lips meet, though their eyes are on him
(*bouncy*)
Oh Vash where are your trousers?
He tightens his cloak around his midsection
His gaze darting about the room, trying to look elseware
(*rhythm slows*)
Their lips part, and they giggle, one whispering to the other...
The other nods, and they dance together towards him...
(*bouncy*)
Oh Vash where are your trousers?
(*rhythm slows*)
One slides onto a barstool beside the man...
The other steps between her legs...
The man glowers at the pair, teeth fully bared
As they kiss again he growls and stalks away!
(*bouncy*)
Oh Vash go get your trousers!
OOC: The inspiration for this came from Donald Where's Your Trousers. Only the chorus line was used for this song, the rest is original.
Two girls wanting to have some fun
spy a man come into the room
They whisper, giggling as they nod
Then sidelong they glance to newest patron
(*bouncy*)
Oh Vash where are your trousers?
He glances to the pair, gaze sweeping over them
Their fingers wiggle in his direction
His mouth drops open, their arm...
Continue Reading...Recued by Raleris Winrothol
Added on Apr 26, 2009Written by Kadian crafter, and bard hopeful, Lahna after Chosen Lord Raleris Winrothol rode down the north road with his men to help the attacked Kadian wagon.
(*cheerful and jaunty, hold out the last note of each line*)
Have you hear the tale of the Winrothol Chosen Lord?
I'll tell you the tale as I strum my cords.
(*tempo speeds up*)
Heard his friends were in trouble,
Rode right out on the double.
His Corporal came along,
never questioning what was wrong.
When his crew showed up,
saved the day patching people up.
Raleris Winrothol always speaks true,
Along side the wagon rode his crew.
To protect his friends in purple and blue,
Him and his men fought off a few carru.
(*strum rapidly, holding out the last note of each line*)
He truely saved the day
in a magnificent display.
(*strum rapidly, holding out the last note of each line*)
Never fearing for his life,
he calmly handles any strife.
Let all know the Chosen Lord protects his friends,
all their problems he will bring them to an end.(*cheerful and jaunty, hold out the last note of each line*)
Have you hear the tale of the Winrothol Chosen Lord?
I'll tell you the tale as I strum my cords.
(*tempo speeds up*)
Heard his friends were in trouble,
Rode right out on the double.
His Corporal came along,
never questioning what was...
Continue Reading...At the Sanctuary
Added on Apr 26, 2009A song about three(or two) woman wanting to meet a man at a dance. Tuluki origin.
All:
Tonight we’re going to meet some lads
As girls all dressed up gaily
We’ll both(all) be dancing ‘til the dawn
We’re going to the Sanctuary
The lads they come from all around
They're also dress up gaily
To show us all their fancy steps
We’re going to the Sanctuary
They’re planning tunes on everything
From pipes to ukulele
It sounds so good you can’t sit down
We’re dancing at the Sanctuary
Female 1:
All the boys we loved so well
So handsome young and charming
They’re out in the scrub this day
Carrying smiles that are so disarming
My own true love has rode away
To be an endless rover
‘Cos times are tough and he must leave
To start a new life over
All:
He finds my mind near every week
To say how much he’s slavin’
And he promises that he’ll be back
Before the day needs savin’
But it’s hard to love somebody
That you’re not in touch with daily
So I’m looking for somebody new
Tonight at the Sanctuary
Female 1:
The moonlit nights are long and hard
and time goes by so slowly
I wish my true love he was here
And in his arms I’d go
He’d whisper tender words of love to me
And kiss my lips so sweetly
And quickly I’d surrender to
His manly charms completely
All:
He finds my mind near every week
To say how much he’s slavin’
And he promises that he’ll be back
Before the day needs savin’
But it’s hard to love somebody
That you’re not in touch with daily
So I’m looking for somebody new
Tonight at the Sanctuary
Female 2:
I hope I meet someone tonight
Who’ll make my heart beat fast
A handsome man with laughing eyes
Who smiles as he walks past
The harp may play a soft sweet song
He’ll twirl me round the floor
And promise me that I will be
His girl forever more
His girl forever more
His girl forever more
He’ll promise me that I will be
His girl forever more
Female 1(or 3):
I’m somewhat in a bother
That is really quite alarming
I have two lads pursuing me
And each of them is charming
One of them is dark and poor
One fair with lots of money
I don’t know which one to choose
The flowered or the funny
All:
What in Known Wold am I to do
It’s driving me half crazy
Tonight I’ll make my mind up
When I see them at the Sanctuary
Female 1(or 3):
To be a poor man’s wife
Will be a life of with lots of itches
While a rich man’s wife will surely have
Great luxury and riches
In comfort how I know
It wouldn’t be too hard to wallow
And being poor is not much fun
Which one should I follow
All:
What in Known Wold am I to do
It’s driving me half crazy
Tonight I’ll make my mind up
When I see them at the Sanctuary
Female 1(ONLY if there is 3 females, otherwise see next Female 1 line):
I’ve been lucky I’ve found a lad
Who’s handsome and a neighbor
Female 2:
Me, I’ve met a decent man
Whose friendship I will savour
Female 1(or 3):
And me I made my choice as well
And in no way was it easy
But I’d rather have a man for love
Than be a rich man’s lady
All:
And that is how the story ends
May true love never fail me
We got ourselves two(three) men tonight
And we met them at the Sanctuary.
OOC info: This was modified from At the Ceili by Celtic Women. You can see a video of the song on youtube.
All:
Tonight we’re going to meet some lads
As girls all dressed up gaily
We’ll both(all) be dancing ‘til the dawn
We’re going to the Sanctuary
The lads they come from all around
They're also dress up gaily
To show us all their fancy steps
We’re going to the Sanctuary
They’re planning tunes on...
Continue Reading...Kadius Advertisement
Added on Mar 16, 2009Song about Kadius hiring, and advertising their wares. Change names as needed.
Ohhh, Kadius is a hirin' to beef their whole crew up,
They're lookin' for some crafters, who rarely screw things up.
Kadius is a hirin', they want you in their employ,
hunters 'n grebbers alike, be you a girl or boy.
Kadius, as you well know, they have the finest silk,
All decked out in their jewelry, people'll think you're from the greatest ilk.
Finely crafted furniture, theirs is the greatest ever known,
It's made from many different things, mostly wood and bone.
Now find your local Agent if you're lookin for for some work,
You'd be wanting to find the (Local Agent), before you go beserk.
And find your local Merchant, for buying pretty things,
talk to (Local Merchant) and s/he might bring you sandals with some wings.Ohhh, Kadius is a hirin' to beef their whole crew up,
They're lookin' for some crafters, who rarely screw things up.
Kadius is a hirin', they want you in their employ,
hunters 'n grebbers alike, be you a girl or boy.
Kadius, as you well know, they have the finest silk,
All decked out in their...
Continue Reading...
