Scarlet, the Harlot, the girl we all adore,
The pride of the dunes, the kank-herder's whore.


Way out on dunes where kankflop is thick,
Where women are women and raiders come quick.
There lived pretty Scarlet, the girl we adore,
The pride of the dunes, the kank-herder's whore.


It's Scarlet the Harlot, the girl we adore,
The pride of the dunes, the kank-herder's whore.


She's dirty, she's vulgar, she spits in the street,
Whenever you see her, she's always in heat!
She'll lay down for ten 'sid, take less or take more.
The pride of the dunes, the kank-herder's whore.


Scarlet the Harlot, the girl we adore,
The pride of the dunes, the kank-herder's whore.


One day in the canyon, no pants on her quim.
A desert snake saw her and flung himself in!
Scarlet the Harlot gave raiders the frights,
The only cooch that hisses and bites!


It's Scarlet the Harlot, the girl we adore,
The pride of the dunes, the kank-herder's whore.


One day on the dunes while riding along,
My seat in the saddle, the reins on my dong,
Who should I meet but the girl I adore,
The pride of the dunes, the kank-herder's whore.


It's Scarlet the Harlot, the girl we adore,
The pride of the dunes, the kank-herder's whore.


I got off my kank, I reached for her crack,
The damn thing was hissing and bitin' me back!
I took out my crossbow, I aimed for its head,
I missed the damn snake, I shot her instead.


It's Scarlet the Harlot, the girl we adore,
The pride of the dunes, the kank-herder's whore.


Her line of mourners was forty leagues long,
With a chorus of raiders singin' this song.
"Here lies a young maiden who never kept score,
Young Scarlet the Harlot, the kank-herder's whore!"


It's Scarlet the Harlot, the girl we adore,
The pride of the dunes, the kank-herder's whore.


It's Scarlet the Harlot, the girl we adore,
The pride of the dunes, the kank-herder's whore!